…you’re kind of a jerk. And a misogynistic, selfish, abusive, sadistically cruel megalomaniac. Other’n that, you’re A-OK. (Seems many things Superman have a dark side. Hmmm. *stroking beard*)

Anyway, I’m fixin’ to weird up your Monday morning coffee.

Some Actual, Comic(al) Examples of Truth, Justice and the American Way

Superman crushes Jimmy’s humanity

Superman insults Lois in front of a younger woman

Superman being, well…yeah, I don’t know either.

Superman going all Ming the Merciless

Superman, the Happy Murderer

Superman, the Happy Murderer II

Superman going the distance for his friends

And my personal favorite:

Superman overreacts juuuuust a bit

HA — it’s just a fantastic new day, ja?