Monthly Archives: May 2008

Why email is good

I recently had an ongoing email conversation with a friend; we were trying to sort out an issue that required some back-and-forth contact. In it, he mentioned that he didn’t like email because it was hard to decode; it could sometimes be ambiguous or misleading.

I beg to differ — sort of.

I submit that ambiguity in email is not email’s fault, but rather, the fault of the writer. That sounds a bit harsh, I know, but really — if you are going to say a thing, you need to say it with clarity and with the appropriate tone. Email (or journaling/blogging) is the perfect practice ground for doing exactly that.

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One of the most pervasive problems I see in my high school is poor writing skills. Gone are composition courses at the middle school and high school level. No more spelling tests after the 8th grade. “Writing Workshop” classes are nowhere to be found. Teachers have to struggle to cram all the information they can into a short time in order to get the students ready for standardized tests. It’s a bigger problem than you might think. What’s the saying about every action having an equal and opposite reaction?

I know people with masters degrees who couldn’t diagram a sentence at gunpoint, or who honestly don’t know the difference between their, they’re and there. Some may say to me (and have said to me), “So what? It’s just a word.” Wrong, sir. As I’ve likely ranted here before, I believe that how a person writes reflects how he thinks. Not that you have to be all English professor all the time (that would be boring), but cripes, when you have a serious thing to say, don’t munge it up by using horrible grammar. Learn the parts of speech, fuh cryin’ out loud.

The Good Book says that whatever we sow, we shall also reap. That means if we don’t teach our kids to express themselves in a cogent and intelligent manner when they are children, what will the business and professional world look like when they are grown and leading our country? That, my friends, is what I mean when I post my favorite graphic:

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Ok. <<straightening hair and skirt>> Where was I? Oh yeah. Email.

I think email is a great exercise in learning how to communicate in writing. Instead of saying, “Ah, I’d rather just call or talk in person,” try writing. If you can’t seem to say what you want to say, keep working. Use trial and error. Revise; edit. If you’re a terrible typist, there’s no time like the present to practice.

Please try not to think of me as overly critical. I have plenty of personal work to do, so I ain’t no stone-thrower. I just worry about a nation of leaders with an innate aversion to punctuation, and who can’t do much more than write text message shorthand.

Writing a nice, sizable email (or a blathering, bloviating blog post like this one) is good for you. Now take your medicine. There’s a good luv.

Mama Fink

50 More Trivial Things

This is an exercise in just whatever comes to my reptilian brain, unlike another post I wrote awhile back, which was more thought-out and personal. This is free association, or something close to it. I’m doing it now, live, right before your eyes, to see if it’s fun. Mark, get set, go.

  1. I am getting a cold. Yark.
  2. The Indians just don’t want to make a habit of hanging onto a 2-run lead in the 7th.
  3. I wish people did not believe malicious rumors, but instead went to the source to get the real story.
  4. My sister and I have been orphans for 13 years.
  5. I have in front of me a letter that took me hours to write.
  6. I’d really love it if someone would make pancakes right now.
  7. The wedding is in 33 days – I really need to practice more.
  8. It is useless to be upset about that which one cannot change. (And yet…)
  9. I am looking forward to the next 25 years of my life.
  10. I haven’t seen Jake since Thursday. Must fix that.
  11. Tomorrow would have been my parents’ wedding anniversary. Well I guess it still is.
  12. I don’t know how earlier civilizations lived without things like plumbing, water treatment plants, refrigeration, and DayQuil.
  13. I wish I could identify birds by their songs.
  14. I love both the smell and the taste of coffee.
  15. There are few odors more foul than Brussels sprouts out of the microwave (thanks, Lisa).
  16. You could knit a sweater per day with the hair my dog sheds.
  17. I resent the fact that I am getting to the point where I will turn around and drive ten miles back to my house because I forgot my cell phone.
  18. I learned last night that the fabulous Sunny Wilkinson is willing to be a resource for my dissertation research. Wow! Thanks, Neil. You’re the greatest, pal.
  19. To say that I will be glad when this school year is over is an understatement. Not that I want to get away from my students (although they likely want to get away from me), I just want to get away. Period.
  20. Mavis and I are going to pick up the gifts for my seniors today. Maybe we’ll have lunch out.
  21. I dread Mondays. Especially the one that happens tomorrow.
  22. I think I woke up too early.
  23. Professionally, I need to network more. I’m working on that.
  24. Is this a spoiled-rotten dog? Yes, it is.
  25. I never look at the keyboard when I type. Looking at your hands while typing is a terrible habit, like spitting. If you don’t ever start, you won’t have to worry about stopping.
  26. One should always be sure to never say “always” and “never.”
  27. Tylenol PM gives me restless legs.
  28. Inequity, while unavoidable in many instances, makes me mad.
  29. The hardest reality for me to accept is that some people are going to say and believe what they want to say and believe, regardless of truth or circumstances. This is actually a paraphrase of #3, but I’m keeping it anyway. Bears repeating.
  30. Reserving judgment makes you a better person. I am trying to work on that one myself.
  31. There are no Pinwheel cookies in my pantry at the moment. That makes me sad.
  32. Speaking of “no cookies” — I really want to lose 10 pounds before Lance’s wedding in September.
  33. I wonder when Kay is coming home.
  34. Sometimes I get frustrated when my students want to rail against authority. I know it’s a phase that many of us have to go through, but geez…I now know what my “elders” meant when they said, “You’ll learn. Just wait.”
  35. I wish I were less angry about some things.
  36. I really, really dislike arrogant, smug people. (If I ever behave like one, please get out the Nerf bat.)
  37. My friends are the coolest. So’s my family.
  38. Should I cut my hair?
  39. All of a sudden, 50 doesn’t look so old.
  40. Please remind me to buy fancy paper and envelopes today.
  41. I’ve flown all over the planet, but I still trust an airplane about as far as I can launch one across the parking lot.
  42. Basically, it’s still a man’s world.
  43. I am really trying to put this whole contract dispute thing into perspective. Perspective is a funny thing…I’m waiting for the healing to start.
  44. I love my house.
  45. I am not looking forward to the 12th, when my next class starts. “Aesthetics and Criticism” just sounds boring, pretentious and boring. And boring, too.
  46. I can’t believe it took me 48 years to realize that I can buy shoes in the little girls’ section and save money.
  47. Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about my career.
  48. I might buy some new clothes today. (Yes George, I’m using the money you and the Feds sent me.)
  49. I haven’t had a piece of cake in a long time. Why oh why won’t anyone bring me one?
  50. There is much to do over the next 3 weeks. Must get on it.

And that wasn’t hard, really. It was kind of fun, because it made me think in a magnified way about everything around me. It sharpens the powers of observation and quick recall. You should try it.

Fink out.

Random weirdness

Now this is charity, friends. How about bidding on a walk-on role in Johnny Depp’s upcoming movie, Public Enemies? Proceeds go to the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Fund. The current bid is just a tad out of my league.

Tom Cruise taped another Oprah show — this time, from his mountaintop mansion in Telluride, Colorado. Update: he’s still weird. And creepy. Of course, Oprah brought up the last interview she did in her studio with him, when he jumped on the furniture in wild declaration of his love for Katie Holmes. He tried to explain it thusly:

“It was something that I just felt that way, and I feel that way about her. That’s just how I felt.”

Well all right then. Rock on.

It’s been a very weird weekend so far. Ugh.