…that’s fit to print on a Tuesday. But first, an observation.

You may have seen the commercial for, I dunno, some arthritis medication that begins with the line, “A body at rest tends to stay at rest.”  Well I am here to tell you that the statement is true. After four days off from the routine of school and rehearsals, it’s been reeeeeally difficult getting back into the routine. I go until 8:30 tonight, and I’m dreading it. Not the rehearsing, mind; just the staying-at-school part. Actually, the staying awake  part. HA. Anyway, strange.

Onward to the news.

• Another blow to the hamburger world. Seems like it’s becoming well-nigh impossible to trust any government or business. Everyone should just grind their own. Or give it up completely.
• $56 million. Who is worth a 14 million dollar annual salary?  Nick Swisher, of course. And that’s not even an outrageous figure by MLB standards. Embarrassed for the country yet? Maybe not, but I’m hoping the Indians can see some sort of ROI from this guy. It’s the largest salary paid any player in the team’s history.
• Well here’s some good news, at least.
• And the most AWESOME news story of the day goes to Aunt Barbara. Haaaa that is fantastic.

Isn’t it terrible that when you want time to fly, it crawls, and when you want it to crawl…

I’m outta here. Find some reasons to enjoy another beautiful day, fiends. Thassanorder.

FO