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BF was a good guy.

I seem to be on a history/nostalgia kick this week, so why mess up a good thing…

Don’t know how I got there, but I ended up on a site that listed all the things Benjamin Franklin accomplished in his lifetime. Suffice it to say that he wasn’t just the guy who discovered electricity and invented the lightning rod. Rather, I think I’d say that he was probably the most prolific and creative thinker of his generation – maybe of all generations. People like Einstein were brilliant, but usually only in one field of endeavor. Not so with Benjo. Have a look at some of what he accomplished, as compiled in world-famous Ben Franklin actor Ralph Archbold’s site:

  • Established the first police and fire departments
  • Founded the first hospital in the US
  • Started the first circulation (lending) library
  • Invented the bifocal and swim fins (those are the coolest)
  • Designed a rocking chair that had a fan on it, whose blades would turn when the sitter rocked the chair
  • Designed the Franklin Stove, which conserved and provided more heat than the traditional fireplace
  • Invented the glass armonica, a musical instrument using water in glass bowls – Mozart and Beethoven wrote pieces of music for it
  • Started the first insurance company
  • Was instrumental in founding two colleges
  • Served as the country’s first Postmaster

But some of my favorite witty quotes were also spoken by Franklin:

Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.

Do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.

Half a truth is often a great lie.

He that won’t be counseled can’t be helped.

How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them.

I’m workin’ on that last one myself…

Fink out.

Thanks, Marty

Many of us don’t know what we’d do without our cell phones (Yours Truly included). Since we’re coming up on the 35th anniversary of the cell phone – no joke, it’s been *that* long – I thought I’d perform a little retrospective, just to illustrate how far we’ve come.

Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call in New York City on 3 April, 1973. He recalled in a recent interview:

As I walked down the street while talking on the phone, sophisticated New Yorkers gaped at the sight of someone actually moving around while making a phone call. Remember that in 1973, there weren’t cordless telephones, let alone cellular phones. I made numerous calls, including one where I crossed the street while talking to a New York radio reporter – probably one of the more dangerous things I have ever done in my life.

No kidding – especially considering the weight of the thing. I mean, look at the size of the first wireless phone. The model at left (held by Cooper himself), weighed almost 2 pounds.

The cost to buy one of these babies in ’73: $3,500.

Wireless contract, anyone?

As the 80s appeared, technology got better, but not necessarily any smaller. Emphasis by the industry was placed on putting phones in people’s cars (a decision many have criticized, even to this day). I remember when they were not called “cell phones,” but “car phones.” This doozy weighed 21 lbs.

The 1990s saw cell phones shrink in both size and cost (thank God). Nokia pioneered the “candy bar” phone – meaning that it doesn’t have a lid or closing panel that must be opened or slid in order to talk. I had one of these back in the 90s. The cost by then: around $300 per phone.

Now, cell phones are lighter, cheaper, faster and more robust than ever before. Mine is a Razr by Motorola (already a dinosaur, but I still like it), weighing in at just over 3 ounces. And I went to skinit.com and designed my own Fabs cover.

So yeah – thanks Marty. You’ve come a long way, baby.

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RtB’s First-Ever Contest!

King size Hershey chocolate bar awarded (or sent through the mail) to the first person who correctly identifies the product whose slogan was “You’ve come a long way, baby.” (My sister Mavis, who knows every entertainment history fact there is to know, is, unfortunately, not eligible for this contest. Heh.) Email your answer to ratfink at finkweb org.