Now this is charity, friends. How about bidding on a walk-on role in Johnny Depp’s upcoming movie, Public Enemies? Proceeds go to the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Fund. The current bid is just a tad out of my league.

Tom Cruise taped another Oprah show — this time, from his mountaintop mansion in Telluride, Colorado. Update: he’s still weird. And creepy. Of course, Oprah brought up the last interview she did in her studio with him, when he jumped on the furniture in wild declaration of his love for Katie Holmes. He tried to explain it thusly:

“It was something that I just felt that way, and I feel that way about her. That’s just how I felt.”

Well all right then. Rock on.

It’s been a very weird weekend so far. Ugh.