…but they’re only in it for themselves.
Say what you want…
…but it’s the nose and mouth. Something about Maggie Gyllenhaal has always, always bugged me. Throughout The Dark Knight, I just felt…I dunno…out of sorts when I looked at her. She was distracting to watch. Anyway, last night I saw (and was bothered again by) a picture of her on the New York Post website. I then decided to find out what exactly it is about Maggie that makes me go, “hmm, somethin’ be off.”
So I quick-and-dirty Paint Shopped Ashley Olsen’s nose and mouth onto Maggie’s face, and air-brushed those mighty mighty cheek craters. I must say, the result was actually pretty. I arrived at my answer. A little rhinoplasty here, a little lip collagen there…just a little is all. Like salt.
I know, I know…you all like her just as she is, because she’s “cute” and not a “standard Hollywood plastic beauty.” Come on, Dad, just having a little fun here.
In fact, wanna see what I’d look like morphed with Brooke Shields? My eyes, her eye color, brows and lips, and a combination of our noses. In other words — mostly her. I’d take that.
Or how about me mixed with Al Pacino?
Heh. I love that site.
Fink out.
Ummm… a little time on our hands perhaps?
HA
Not to blow my own horn here — but that whole job only took me like 15 minutes. But it was 15 minutes I should have been spending on Schubert analysis exercises….NOT!
Hey, I owe you an email!
Aye, madame, and so you do…
Hey! Some of us are still in school and have performances today.
You need not make such a show of your spare time. I will SO be seeing you soon, friend. Have a Merry Christmas.
Aw, sorry Bando. Didn’t mean to rub it in, heh. Good luck on your gigs today, and call/mail when you’re free!
Ooooh. Mah. Goodness.
Rat Fink + Brooke Shields = Creepy.
Holy poo – my jaw hit the floor. The picture is…yooooouu…but not you? That’s crazy.
>Check this out. Megan Grose + Lindsay Lohan.
Do ya see me? My lips, round face…and my kinda sorta weird eyes?? *ahem* Yuck.
So…”Creepy.” Is that a “weird” creepy or a “nasty” creepy???
Truthfully, it’s the picture I’m showing to my plastic surgeon when the time comes for me to get this face lifted…
Um…a weird “creepy”? I think.
hahaa
It’s…you’re…um…the picture is…*cough*…pretty??? Kinda sorta of a lil bit? I think? Yeah, you two are pretty together. YOU are pretty. There.
What a ridiculously nutty site! Ah! My mother freaked out when I showed it to her. She could tell it was someone she knew but yet it wasn’t someone she knew
It’s…you’re…um…the picture is…*cough*…pretty??? Kinda
sorta of a lil bit?
HA
Keep diggin’, Meggy. Keep diggin’….
Meg and Lindsay Lohan
HA – I love it – isn’t that a kooky site??