Say what you want…

…but they’re only in it for themselves.

Say what you want…

…but it’s the nose and mouth. Something about Maggie Gyllenhaal has always, always bugged me. Throughout The Dark Knight, I just felt…I dunno…out of sorts when I looked at her. She was distracting to watch. Anyway, last night I saw (and was bothered again by) a picture of her on the New York Post website. I then decided to find out what exactly it is about Maggie that makes me go, “hmm, somethin’ be off.”

So I quick-and-dirty Paint Shopped Ashley Olsen’s nose and mouth onto Maggie’s face, and air-brushed those mighty mighty cheek craters. I must say, the result was actually pretty. I arrived at my answer. A little rhinoplasty here, a little lip collagen there…just a little is all. Like salt.

I know, I know…you all like her just as she is, because she’s “cute” and not a “standard Hollywood plastic beauty.” Come on, Dad, just having a little fun here.

In fact, wanna see what I’d look like morphed with Brooke Shields? My eyes, her eye color, brows and lips, and a combination of our noses. In other words — mostly her. I’d take that.

Or how about me mixed with Al Pacino?

Heh. I love that site.

Fink out.


11 thoughts on “Say what you want…

    1. Rat Fink Post author


      Not to blow my own horn here — but that whole job only took me like 15 minutes. But it was 15 minutes I should have been spending on Schubert analysis exercises….NOT!

      Hey, I owe you an email!

  1. Bando

    Hey! Some of us are still in school and have performances today. :-( You need not make such a show of your spare time. I will SO be seeing you soon, friend. Have a Merry Christmas.

    1. Rat Fink Post author

      Aw, sorry Bando. Didn’t mean to rub it in, heh. Good luck on your gigs today, and call/mail when you’re free!

  2. Meg

    Ooooh. Mah. Goodness.
    Rat Fink + Brooke Shields = Creepy.
    Holy poo – my jaw hit the floor. The picture is…yooooouu…but not you? That’s crazy.

    >Check this out. Megan Grose + Lindsay Lohan.

    Do ya see me? My lips, round face…and my kinda sorta weird eyes?? *ahem* Yuck. :P

    1. Rat Fink Post author

      So…”Creepy.” Is that a “weird” creepy or a “nasty” creepy???


      Truthfully, it’s the picture I’m showing to my plastic surgeon when the time comes for me to get this face lifted…

      1. Meg

        Um…a weird “creepy”? I think.
        It’s…you’re…um…the picture is…*cough*…pretty??? Kinda sorta of a lil bit? I think? Yeah, you two are pretty together. YOU are pretty. There.
        What a ridiculously nutty site! Ah! My mother freaked out when I showed it to her. She could tell it was someone she knew but yet it wasn’t someone she knew :) hahaa

        1. Rat Fink Post author

          It’s…you’re…um…the picture is…*cough*…pretty??? Kinda
          sorta of a lil bit?


          Keep diggin’, Meggy. Keep diggin’….


Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.