Yes, time for another test. This time it’s for bacterial overgrowth in the small intestine. Appetizing, hmm?
It also means another day off school, since the test takes three hours and it’s in Cleveland. So this is a short week for me (we get Friday off). I’ll take one of those once in awhile, boyo.
While my colleagues and students are laboring away in the halls of academe, I’ll be drinking a huge glass of nasty sugar, breathing into a tube for three hours, and waiting for the lab results. Rather barbaric, wouldn’t you say? Hey, here’s some poison — let’s make ‘er drink it and see what happens.
My life is just one big party, lemmetellya.
Fink out (to Believeland)