To the guy who took my lungs

…filled them with cement and wolverines, set them on fire, and jammed them back into my chest cavity: I shake my fist at you.

I’m fine, as long as I don’t move around too much. Stirs up the gunk, you know. It’s likely time for a visit to the medicine man, alas. Some spring break. Oh wait…what’s spring break?

Oh boo hoo already. The only real crime is having to postpone Hunger Games today because I can’t stop coughing.  And I definitely can’t visit with my grandsons like this.

*long, exasperated sigh cough COUGH HACK CHOKE*

Well, there is one bright spot

Happy Sumday! *hack*

6 thoughts on “To the guy who took my lungs

  1. Mavis

    YES! I think the medicine man is definitely in the picture for you, kid. Can’t have you strapped to a hospital bed with pneumonia!!! I’m worried about it all staying/settling in your lungs, sweetie. Tomorrow is Monderday, so CALL THE DOCTOR!!! Don’t make me come over there. We both would end up with pneumonia – THEN where would the world be??!! :-)

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    1. Rat Fink Post author

      Monderday HAaaaAAaa — can you tell we wuz hatched from the same hen?? :-D

      Yeah, depending upon how I feel, I might even cash in a sick day at the school house. I plan on making that decision this afternoon, since I’d need to go into school for a few minutes and get stuff ready for a sub.

      I will win this thing without getting the dreaded P-noo-monia. And you STAY AWAY from my doorstep, evil beest! We can’t afford you getting this, LAWD

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  2. Tom Hanks

    Get well soon Fink! And on the bright side of not seeing the Hunger Games today…we shouldn’t have to deal with any crowds when we go now!

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    1. Rat Fink Post author

      Thanks, Hansky — and that is the #1 best part about waiting! I loathe huge crowds at movies, all up in my personal space & stuff. I’m sure it’ll still be playing Easter afternoon or the Monday after. If not, we’ll catch it at the dollar theater!

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  3. RD

    Bummer that you’re under the weather. Hope you improve quickly. And I read on FB that you have no voice as well as badly congested lungs. Those are horrible ailments for a vocal music teacher. This Dr. RD says that you need to soak up some sun on a beach in FL to loosen up all the gunk in your lungs and to cook all of the crud out of you. I look forward to your review of Hunger Games.

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    1. Rat Fink Post author

      I could use a beach vacation right through here, lemmetellya. That would be just what the Dr. ordered. :-)

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