A school delay, that is. Don’t need it, even thought it seems like everyone else is getting one.

I wonder how many people (staff, not students) go back to bed and sleep for another two hours. Not this gal — ever. Once I’m up, I’m up, unless I’m sick or something, which rarely happens. Delayed schedules always take a toll on the kids, too. People are ever-so-slightly off their pins, and it manifests as listlessness and general apathy. Ain’t nobody got time fuh dat.

No, I say. Let’s get going and have done with it. Off to work! Off to work! Go, you chicken fat, goooooooooooo!