I know, right?

J’ever think of something weird and say to yourself, “Hey, I gotta write that down”? I do. If I compiled a list of every strange, funny, annoying or generally off-center thought I ever experienced, it would be quite lengthy.

The coolest “Hey, I need to write that down” manifestation has got to be the Facebook fan groups, though. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen one and said, “Hey, yeah…”

Below are some of my faves.

  • I hate it when the mascara wand misses the tube and it goes all over your hand
  • Typing what you really think, then backspacing and typing something else
  • Jared’s Law: Protecting Us from Nothing Since 2008 (school humor)
  • I hate it when I open my car door and snow falls on the seat
  • Stopping the microwave just before 0:00 because you don’t want to hear the beep
  • There is nothing worse than a rejected high five
  • That was NOT your last piece of gum, so stop lying
  • I hate it when I think of a really good comeback — after the argument
  • No, I don’t care if I die at midnight — I am not passing on your stupid forward
  • When I realized that the word “bed” looks like a bed, my mind was blown

My own creations would be of the “Yep, this is my life” variety:

  • The severity of my headache is inversely proportional to the time remaining until I have to get up and go to work.
  • My need for a blank CD is inversely proportional to the number of blank CDs in my possession. (I could go on all day long with this…)
  • What I’m looking for is always, always, always in the *other* pocket
  • If I didn’t need it, it would be sitting out in plain view, getting in my way

Heh heh. Hey, it’s Finkday. Enjoy it.

6 thoughts on “I know, right?

  1. Mavis

    I know, right?!! I’m SO that person who stops the microwave before the annoying DING goes off! I would never have thought that the word, bed, DOES look like a bed! Did you ever just sit and think – who decided that a bed should be named a bed. Who thought up the word “compendious”? Who thought a car should be called a car? Who decided all the words we know today and their meanings? I could go on….but it makes my head hurt.

    1. Rat Fink Post author

      I INVENTED THE WORD COMPENDIOUS. I just wanted to type a sentence in all capitals, cuz yer my sister and you will excuse my silliness.

      Mail when you’re up and about tomorrow!

    1. Rat Fink Post author

      Ya nut! And isn’t it funny that we found that AU choir alumni group? Some names on there I haven’t seen in a lonnnnnng time…

      Love you!


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