I know, right?

J’ever think of something weird and say to yourself, “Hey, I gotta write that down”? I do. If I compiled a list of every strange, funny, annoying or generally off-center thought I ever experienced, it would be quite lengthy.

The coolest “Hey, I need to write that down” manifestation has got to be the Facebook fan groups, though. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen one and said, “Hey, yeah…”

Below are some of my faves.

  • I hate it when the mascara wand misses the tube and it goes all over your hand
  • Typing what you really think, then backspacing and typing something else
  • Jared’s Law: Protecting Us from Nothing Since 2008 (school humor)
  • I hate it when I open my car door and snow falls on the seat
  • Stopping the microwave just before 0:00 because you don’t want to hear the beep
  • There is nothing worse than a rejected high five
  • That was NOT your last piece of gum, so stop lying
  • I hate it when I think of a really good comeback — after the argument
  • No, I don’t care if I die at midnight — I am not passing on your stupid forward
  • When I realized that the word “bed” looks like a bed, my mind was blown

My own creations would be of the “Yep, this is my life” variety:

  • The severity of my headache is inversely proportional to the time remaining until I have to get up and go to work.
  • My need for a blank CD is inversely proportional to the number of blank CDs in my possession. (I could go on all day long with this…)
  • What I’m looking for is always, always, always in the *other* pocket
  • If I didn’t need it, it would be sitting out in plain view, getting in my way

Heh heh. Hey, it’s Finkday. Enjoy it.

6 thoughts on “I know, right?

  1. Mavis

    I know, right?!! I’m SO that person who stops the microwave before the annoying DING goes off! I would never have thought that the word, bed, DOES look like a bed! Did you ever just sit and think – who decided that a bed should be named a bed. Who thought up the word “compendious”? Who thought a car should be called a car? Who decided all the words we know today and their meanings? I could go on….but it makes my head hurt.

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    1. Rat Fink Post author

      I INVENTED THE WORD COMPENDIOUS. I just wanted to type a sentence in all capitals, cuz yer my sister and you will excuse my silliness.
      :P

      Mail when you’re up and about tomorrow!

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    1. Rat Fink Post author

      Ya nut! And isn’t it funny that we found that AU choir alumni group? Some names on there I haven’t seen in a lonnnnnng time…

      Love you!

      Reply

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