PSA IX

Some of these I knew already, and they really work. Others might seem a bit outdated in this “quick, put it in your phone” age (like #14). Still others were more common sense than anything (#27), but the coolest was definitely #30! I never work with fresh garlic (eww), but once again, I post for the common good, so there you are, fiend.

YikesBe careful out there.

25 August. That’s m’birfday.

HA — this is awesome. It should come with Chiropractor-in-a-Box for the certain whiplash that follows.

Are you having a good Wednesday yet? Well let’s get on it, luvs. YAY, SCHOOL!!!!!

Two (2)

Couple of days ago, I ran across an old Pinterest link for a recipe that used only two ingredients: a spice cake mix, and a small can of pumpkin. Whaaat? So I tried it — and it was fantastic. Very moist and tasty.

Well, last night, while stumbling around on StumbleUpon before bed, I found an article on Buzz Feed, featuring some insane 2-ingredient dishes. These jumped out at me:

1. Nutella + Eggs = Flourless Nutella Cake

2. White Chocolate Chips + Oreos = Cookies n’ Cream Oreo Bark

3. Can of Strawberry Frosting + White Chocolate Chips = Strawberry Fudge
4. Yellow Cake Mix + Lemon-Lime Soda = Soda Can Cupcakes
5. Nilla Wafers + Mint White Chocolate = White Thin Mints
What say? Should I get started this weekend? :-D

Crowded Brain Syndrome

Yeah, I just made that up. But it’s 6:58 on my day off, and already I’m having to make more room for new stuff in my head. Where’s the fun in THAT?

What’s so important to think about this day? Oh, lots of things. There are many irons in the fire. Another book in the works? How silly. My future as a disposable academic? Yikes — although I’m glad to have settled for the second masters degree instead of toiling endlessly for years after completing the doctoral coursework to do the exams and the whole insane dissertation process, only to find that A) I wouldn’t make much more than someone with a masters, and B) I’d missed my grandsons’ formative years.

Then there’s the uncertainty with statewide budget cuts in education. Whose job is safe outside the core curriculum (math, science, English, social studies)?

Will the world hire the Thriller after all his hard work at seminary? I know it’s against the law to discriminate on the basis of age, but you know and I know that it happens all the time, often masquerading as something else.

But now, to the truly important part: I must watch the season finale of Downton Abbey that I recorded last night before I check Facebook and have the entire ending spoiled. :-)

So much to think about, so little to do. Wait, stop. Reverse that. Wait. Nevermind.

Happy Presidents Day! Hope you have the day off to enjoy a little re-energizing.

FO

Weirdness

Hey, it’s been a few days since I was able to speak to you. Did you miss me? All 100 of you? :P

It’s been a weird week, fiends. And not all “bad” weird, either.

  • The first — and most thumbs-up — of the strangeness is that our Joseph cast members are starting to really nail some production numbers (and in this show, with not a single spoken line, it’s pretty much all production numbers). It’s early days, rehearsal-run-wise, so that’s weird in a really good way.
  • There’s been some bad weird, too. Lots of changes at school. Lots of changes. Lots of. Lots.
  • I’m finally biting the bullet and doing the work to join Tutor.com and Elance.com. Need some extra bones to feed the savings account. We shall see.
  • Fun weekend — we have the Js coming for an overnighter tonight, and we’re hosting the inimitable Drago for the weekend as well, while Kay and Bob are out of town. We like it, but Rousseau is decidedly unamused. :-)
  • I ran across my Facebook history, which I’d downloaded about a year ago. Rat Fink, Rat Fink. What a donkey. Some of the things I say in public…

What’s up for you this holiday weekend? I hope everyone is relaxing, and that you’re not reading this anytime soon after I posted it. (6:15 a.m. on a Saturday — whaaat?)

FO

Review: House of Cards

So, Netflix has gotten into the series game, and I must say: Well played, Netflix. Well played.

Revamped and Americanized from the BBC original, the serial revolves around the machinations of Francis Underwood (brilliantly played by Kevin Spacey), one of the most diabolical, scheming, sadistic, hellbent-on-revenge characters one could imagine. That he is a member of the United States Congress only makes the tale more delicious.

Imagine tuning in for the pilot episode, and seeing in the opening scene the calm, dead-eyed Majority Whip outside his house, lured onto the sidewalk by the sound of a dog being hit by a car. Suddenly, and completely without any kind of forewarning, Spacey breaks the actor’s “fourth wall” and addresses the camera directly. He delivers — to your face — a quiet soliloquy about different kinds of pain, while gently strangling the suffering dog to death. Welcome to House of Cards.

The direction of the story is easy to figure out early on: Frank is beyond certain that he will receive the president’s nomination for Secretary of State. When it doesn’t happen, he makes it his life’s mission to 1) climb as high in government as he can, and 2) crush as many skulls as possible on the way up the ladder.

The supporting cast is pretty tasty as well. It’s good to see Robin Wright back at it, playing Underwood’s crafty wife. Although I have a personal aversion to Kate Mara in this show (can’t explain it, really — maybe she just does the smarmy, do-anything-and-I-mean-anything-for-a-story reporter thing too well…or maybe I just think she’s ugly), she is serviceable as Frank’s secret partner in crime. And the crimes pile up, fiends, early and often. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

Frank Underwood is the kind of person you never want to allow into your personal sanctum, for he will find a weakness and exploit it to destroy you for his greater good. And yet, watching him do it over and over to both the innocent and deserving is compelling TV. The jiggle parts (while not completely graphic and certainly not overly frequent or gratuitous, it’s fine with me if they omit the secks altogether, but of course that would presumably limit its mass appeal — have we fallen so far?) are not so compelling.

It is no surprise (but quite impressive) that Netflix went after this show with great enthusiasm, out-bidding juggernaut distributors HBO and Showtime in order to secure the exclusive rights. They may be on to something.

Some critics have a problem with the “fourth wall” trick; they think it cheapens the authenticity. I disagree. Every time Spacey breaks off from the action to address the camera, I get juuuuust a bit creeped out. Like he can really see me. It adds to his overall persona; his slight imbalance, leaning ever so gently towards sociopathy — even psychosis. Which, of course, makes it all the more crazy, since the man’s influencing decisions in Congress. Whoa.

So I say (and I think RtB fiend Tom Hanks would agree) it’s a smart, interesting effort, and worth checking out. All 13 episodes of the first season are available, and have been since the get-go (another genius move on Netflix’s part). We wait a year for Season 2.

On the Rat-O-Meter scale of five cheeses, I give House of Cards: