Just like clockwork

The Fink hits the deck.

Yesterday’s timeline:

5:00 a.m. Alarm goes off.
6:05 a.m. I realize I shut off the alarm, but didn’t actually get up.
6:55 a.m. Fly out the door to start the car.
6:55:05 a.m. Icy stairs. B00M.
6:57 a.m. Back inside, change clothes, text principal.
7: 48 a.m. Arrive at work, 18 minutes late.
8:05, 9:40, and 12:15 – Bad news, bad news, and more bad news.

What say we just scratch yesterday from the record? That gets my vote, Jim.

(But today’s starting off pretty well, with a 2-hour fog delay) :-D

Um, hey Superman…

…you’re kind of a jerk. And a misogynistic, selfish, abusive, sadistically cruel megalomaniac. Other’n that, you’re A-OK. (Seems many things Superman have a dark side. Hmmm. *stroking beard*)

Anyway, I’m fixin’ to weird up your Monday morning coffee.

Some Actual, Comic(al) Examples of Truth, Justice and the American Way

Superman crushes Jimmy's humanity

Superman crushes Jimmy’s humanity

Superman insults Lois in front of a younger woman

Superman insults Lois in front of a younger woman

Superman being, well...yeah, I don't know either.

Superman being, well…yeah, I don’t know either.

Superman, going all Ming the Merciless

Superman going all Ming the Merciless

Superman, the Happy Murderer

Superman, the Happy Murderer

Superman, the Happy Murderer II

Superman, the Happy Murderer II

Superman going the distance for his friends

Superman going the distance for his friends

 

And my personal favorite:

Superman overreacts juuuuust a bit

Superman overreacts juuuuust a bit

 

HA — it’s just a fantastic new day, ja?

Shoes, glorious shoes

Today, I shall buy some new work shoes online. I buy most of them that way, because so few stores carry my size (5 US). I’ve rarely bought shoes from an internet retailer and had to send them back, so it’s almost risk-free, which is good. I never seem to have that kind of luck in a physical store.

Anyway, I got to thinking about some of my favorite shoes over the years. Fellow teenagers of the 70s: remember Earth Shoes, those boxy things that featured the negative heel? They were created by a Danish yoga master, and marketed as a more natural and healthy way to wear shoes. I loved mine. Wonder what happened to them…

And what about Converse All-Stars? In my mind, those were the first “must-have” athletic shoe. I remember all the guys in my freshman class (1973-74) had to have them. Girls really didn’t wear them back then, but now, seems like everyone has a pair of “Chucks” somewhere in their closet. Named after Converse salesman Chuck Taylor, the shoes took several decades to go from the basketball market to everyone and their brother. From the official site:

Starting in the 1970s, athletic shoes became so popular as footwear that adults refused to give up wearing them. Everyone wanted the look and feel of sneakers on their feet. Many new athletic shoe companies emerged and marketed a wide variety of basketball and other sports and leisure shoes.

Going back a few more years — I remember wearing PF Flyers before PF Flyers were cool…

And remember the Keds tennis shoes with the pointy toes? Wow! Sixties fever today. All right, time to try to get some work done. But first, we shop for shoes. ;-)

Abracadab…huh?

Couple of nights ago, I sat at my computer doing some work while the Thriller took a break from studying and turned on the History Channel. What I heard for the next 30 minutes was a bizarre tale — totally new to me. I was surprised to have never heard of it before, so I had to dive in and research him. Perhaps you know about this guy, so this won’t be new. But in case you haven’t, read on…

This is the ultimately tragic story of the famous magician, Chung Ling Soo (1861-1918). It is a fantastic tale, in more ways than one.

Why fantastic? Well, see…Soo was not Chinese at all, for starters. His real name was William Robinson, born to Scottish parents in New York City. He was indeed a talented illusionist, but uncomfortable with performing in front of people as “himself.” He struggled with connecting with an audience. So, much like his real Chinese counterpart, magician Ching Ling Foo, he adopted the Cantonese persona of Chung Ling Soo. This enabled him to retreat into silence while doing his act, relying only on his amazing talent as a magic master to wow audiences everywhere.

He claimed to have never mastered English, and gave interviews through an interpreter (even though he did not speak Chinese…whaaa?). No way would that fly with today’s media. But the public of the late nineteenth and early twentieth century ate it up. The guy was a hit. He traveled the world with his act, which thrilled audiences and featured his wife as his assistant (she was also American).

Soo’s most famous trick was the “bullet catch.” An assistant would load a rifle with a bullet in full view of the audience, then aim it at the magician and shoot. Soo would catch the bullet in his teeth, wowing the shocked crowd. Actually, the barrels of the guns were modified so as to expel a burst of gun powder, but not fire the bullet. In an article in the Guardian, I discovered that magicians of the time thought the trick was cursed, because several performers had been hurt or killed. And unfortunately, such was the case with Mr. Soo:

On that early spring evening in 1918, the theatre was buzzing as Chung Ling Soo prepared to perform the trick. The rifles were loaded by his assistants; they took aim with the muzzles pointed directly at the magician. The command to fire was given, the sound of two shots was heard, and Chung Ling Soo fell to the ground. But he was never to get up again. Within hours the greatest conjuror of the age – friend to Houdini, and a man who claimed to have performed for the emperor of China himself – would be dead from the real bullet that entered his body and pierced his lung, causing massive haemorrhaging.

Yikes. It was reported that, after an entire career feigning to know only Chinese, his last words were spoken in perfect English: My God, I’ve been shot. Lower the curtain.

And with that, the “marvellous Chinese conjuror” was no more. Bill Robinson died from his wounds the next day in a London hospital.

A very interesting account of his 1909 Australia tour is here. Bizarre, sad, fascinating. We got it all here at RtB.

Happy Saturnday!

Hey

Hello, 
Is there anybody in there? 
Just nod if you can hear me 
Is there anyone home?
  ~ Comfortably Numb (Roger Waters, David Gilmour)

So check out the numbers from this week. Odd…

RtB usually gets between 100 and 250 hits a day. (Out of the 2.4 billion internet users on the planet, that’s my share. I am a worldwide phenomenon.) But look at the stats from the last three days. Hmmm. *scratchy head*  *underarm sniff*

Was it something I said?

By the way — I’m totally happy with my tiny little readership. I don’t — and won’t — advertise in order to get views. Those of you who are my Facebook friends already know I rarely plug a blog post through a share. So I write almost every day to feed my sad addiction to writing, comments or no. Are writers depressing? I think so, sometimes. But hey…maybe it’s not what I’m saying, but rather, what I’m not saying. Have I lost my audience?

I remember a day when I was jacked up about research. Then I started the doctoral work and became so incredibly, completely, abysmally fed up with research, I began writing about more personal, “everyday” subjects. Maybe that’s my downfall; I’m just not informative anymore — no longer your one-stop location for articulate and compendious thoughts. Yesterday’s laundry.

Or people could just be busy. :-D

Right, then. I shall awaken my inner philomath. Release the Kraken! Ready, steady, go.