Monthly Archives: June 2014

Calling stuff overrated is overrated.

We’ve all done it. I mean, really. We’ve all said, “Thus-and-so is incredibly overrated.” I know I have. A partial personal list contains everything from singers and bands to ideas and events:

  1. Janis Joplin
  2. Billie Holiday (I know: strange, coming from a jazz singer, but…)
  3. Celine Dion
  4. Cher
  5. KISS
  6. The Super Bowl (unless the Browns are in it, so…yeah, I’m safe)
  7. Twitter
  8. Partisan politics
  9. Graduate degrees
  10. Channing Tatum
  11. Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Yep, I said it.)
  12. Ohio State University

Of course, all of the above are based solely on subjective interpretation. Who’s to say Janis Joplin is overrated? Why should you care what I think — especially if you own every one of her albums and listen to her every day? It’s not that I’m saying she was a bad singer (although her voice on “Piece of My Heart” reminds me of someone screaming, “Get out! The building’s on fire!”); rather, I’m saying that assigning world-changing importance to her voice and her accomplishments is stretching it a bit.

And I should clarify #11. Everyone who knows me knows how I feel about the Fabs. But that doesn’t mean I swoon over everything they did. In fact, they wrote bad music on occasion. I could name 10 Beatles tunes I hate. Sergeant Pepper’s LHCB was an innovative project for its time. Lots of “firsts” on that record, for sure. But the music…with the possible exception of “She’s Leaving Home,” there’s not a single song from that album that I’d put on “repeat” on my playlist. If you ask me — and by “me,” I mean a Beatles fanatic — I’d point to Revolver or Rubber Soul as far more deserving of mountain-top status than SPLHCB.

What’s on your “overrated” list? Anything we should know about? Fire away in the comments.

Recipe Review: Easy Vegetable Soup

This recipe is tried and true by Yours Truly. Every time I want to “detox” (I really do hate that word, but it somewhat fits here) by losing pent-up water weight, I’ll make a batch of it and eat it for two meals a day for three days in a row. The results are quick and visible, trust me. The jeans feel different.

Easy Vegetable Soup 

8 cups mixed vegetables
1 small cabbage, chopped
4 carrots, sliced (I love cooked carrots, so I add them. You can use however many fun veggies you can think of.)
2 14.5-oz. cans diced or stewed tomatoes (diced are cut up smaller, which I prefer)
1 32-oz. box chicken broth
1 envelope Knorr Vegetable Recipe Mix
4 cups water
Ground pepper, to taste

Directions

  1. Chop up the cabbage and carrots, and put them in a stock pot, along with the frozen mixed veggies and both cans of tomatoes.
  2. Pour the chicken broth into a medium bowl or 4-cup measure. Mix in the Knorr soup envelope, and pour it over the vegetables in the stock pot. Add ground pepper and stir it all up.
  3. Cover the lot with the 4 cups of water, or enough so that the liquid covers the veggies.
  4. Bring the soup to a boil, then reduce the heat to low and simmer for a bit, so the flavors have a chance to dance together.

Makes one gallon of soup, and freezes well.

Mix the Knorr with the chicken broth.

Stir the Knorr into the chicken broth.

 

Mix it all together.

Add it to the pot and mix it all together.

 

Add water to cover.

Add water to cover, bring to boil, then simmer.

 

That's pretty and yummy.

Colorful and yummy.

Review

There’s no magic to this recipe and what it does. Put simply: it’s a lot of watery vegetables that fill you up till your next meal. That, and it’s also a great calorie bargain, at about 75 per serving, so you can chow down on it, if cabbage doesn’t bother you. The best part is that it’s absolutely savory-delicious — and that’s something, coming from a lifelong vegetable hater. In fact, I still have to force myself to eat vegetables, even in this comparatively tasty format. I wish I weren’t this way.

You would hate being me, seriously.

This recipe is “easy.” That is, minimal effort is the focus. I use frozen vegetables. It’s fast and convenient, although I have used all fresh in the past. The part I never exclude is the Knorr veggie soup mix. I have experimented with my own spices, and to me, it just never comes close to the Knorr combination. Of course, you can substitute and experiment to your delight. Hard to go wrong with vegetable soup made from chicken stock. (You can also use vegetable stock, or just plain water.)

To those concerned about the sodium content of the Knorr: while it is on the high side, the mix-to-liquid ratio is twice that of the package directions, so the greater volume reduces the sodium-per-serving by half.

Adding chunks of chicken is a fun variation, and adds some protein kick. Although it’s not something we’d eat every week, it’s a welcome change of pace around here. Highly recommended.

On the Rat-O-Meter scale of five cheeses, I give Easy Vegetable Soup:

45cheez

RNF LXI

Random Neuron Firings

  1. Lately, I’m on a Ken Burns documentaries kick before bed. (And here I thought I knew a lot about baseball. Whoa.) Last night, I started The National Parks: America’s Best Idea. Best idea indeed. At one point, an interviewee makes the statement that Americans often view the US as inferior to Europe with regard to the prestige and sheer age of Europe’s landmarks and structures. He then stresses the cultural treasure of these precious tracts of American land — procured not by a rich patron or titled aristocrat — that belong to the people of this country; a wealth of unspoiled beauty, set aside by the government for the sole purpose of the enjoyment of its populace. How wonderful is that? How rare? The Thriller and I have been beyond fortunate to have visited many of these National Parks, and it’s on the bucket list to see them all.
  2. My hair is short again. I luv it. Yesterday, instead of getting out the curling iron, standing with the blow dryer for an eternity, and spraying copious amounts of lacquer to prevent the do from flying all over the place the minute I stepped outside, I simply fluffed, spritzed, and walked away. Bam. Blow and go.
  3. Why have I been up since 1:50 a.m.? Good thing I don’t have anywhere to be today. Here it is, 3:39 and I’m researching and planning for #4…
  4. There’s a group of people coming for lunch on Monday, and I’m doing a baked potato bar. For toppings, I have bacon, chili, broccoli in cheese sauce, salsa, sour cream, chives, butter, shredded cheddar…what else would you suggest? Anything fun? The guests are all teenagers. I’m open for any ideas. I’m toying with breaking out my Fanci-Fill pan and making a couple of cakes for dessert. Hmmm. Mebby not.
  5. I had to look up how to properly steam broccoli, since I have never cooked it, and it’s almost never on my grocery list. The biggest challenge, however, will be getting through the meal with that horrific stench permeating the house. *gag* I hope it’s buried by other, more palatable aromas.

Is it naptime yet? I might have to take a break and check the ol’ eyelids for leaks.

Happy….er, what day is it anyhow?

Make way for Prince Ali

Maaaaaake waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for Prince Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I love that song, and that’s the only lyric I know from it. :-D

Can’t wait to see Aladdin at the New Amsterdam next month. James Iglehart won a great big ol’ Antoinette Perry last night for his performance as the genie; should be a fabulous show. Have I shown you our box? Ah yes, I believe I have. It looks so hoity-toity & all, but they were among the cheapest seats in the theater. How does that work? Probably, there are sight-line issues (certain places onstage might be partially obscured from our view), but I don’t care.

Years ago, I took my high school music history class to a matinee performance of The Magic Flute at the Ohio Theater in Cleveland, and we sat in one of the boxes, I think four or six to a box. I thought it was grand. I hope this experience will be equally thrilling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVvLCroLcNg

OK, it’s Monday (right?), and I need to get stuff done. I took the last four days to be a layabout and do next to nothing in an effort to decompress from the school year. Now it’s go time again. We’re off!

A new category

I see dozens of recipes on Facebook and Pinterest. I’ve tried a few: some with great results, and others, well, notsamuch. If we’re talking “the BEST Paleo chocolate cookies EVER — you’ll NEVER MISS THE EGGS AND FLOUR!” — yeah, shame on me. If it sounds too good to be true (it did), it probably is (it was).

Truthfully, it’s all about personal taste, isn’t it? What I think is magnificent, you might think is boring or even unpalatable, and vice-versa. Still, it’s worth mentioning for the greater good if something is a complete disaster, or if it has promise and might be worth another try later on, wearing a different shirt.

So in the interest of unbiased review, I will cook, photograph, write about and rate some of these allegedly revolutionary recipes that your family will rave about and henceforth demand. The first:

Crock Pot Lasagna

from TheCountryCook.net

1 lb. ground beef
1 small onion, diced
1 T. minced garlic
1 26-oz. jar pasta sauce
1 c. water
1 15-oz. container cottage cheese (I dislike it, so I used ricotta here)
2 c. shredded mozzarella
1/2 c. grated Parmesan
1 egg
2 T. parsley
1 t. pepper
Salt to taste

Directions

  1. Brown beef in large skillet. Add onion and garlic; mix. Drain excess fat.
  2. Add pasta sauce and water.
  3. In a separate bowl, mix cottage cheese, 1.5 cups mozzarella, 2 T. Parmesan, egg, pepper and parsley.
  4. Spray crock pot with nonstick cooking spray. Scoop approximately 1 cup of the meat sauce into bottom. Top with one layer of uncooked lasagna noodles (do your best to break up the pasta so it fits the shape of the cooker). Next, add a layer of the cheese mixture.
  5. Keep adding layers, ending with meat sauce (I got three layers total).
  6. Put lid on, and cook on LOW for 4-6 hours. (Mine was done in 3 hours.)
  7. Turn off crock pot and add remaining cheese on top. Replace lid and allow to melt.
Layers before cooking

Layers before cooking

After three hours

After three hours

Review

I think I’ve found how companies like Banquet and Stauffer’s do their frozen lasagna, because this tasted exactly like those. It was, to our palates, extremely bland and somewhat dry. We both had to heat up pasta sauce and pour it over the top. Of course, it could have been my ricotta substitution that caused some dryness (cottage contains 79% moisture, as opposed to ricotta’s 72%), but that wouldn’t have affected the overall taste, which we thought was quite lacking in energy.

So if you prefer an unassuming, frozen-food-aisle flavor, this would be a good recipe for you to try. As is, it’s a one-and-done for me. I’d have to jazz it up quite a bit for it to pass muster. The plan is to stick with my standard recipe, unless I’m in a terrible hurry.

On the Rat-O-Meter scale of five cheeses, I give Crock Pot Lasagna: