Ever have one of these?

Well, I got me one today. Not sure why. When all else fails, try stream-of-consciousness:

  1. I hate them. (Mostly because I’m still mad about this.) I know, get over it. Shut up.
  2. I’m tired. And crabby, although I hide it so well, you’d never know it.
  3. This class will n.e.v.e.r. be over with. Tomorrow has been canceled; it will never get here.
  4. I hate everyone. Except you.
  5. It is 6:04 a.m. and I’m not showered and dressed. Yet, I care not.
  6. If I have bad rehearsals today, people could suffer.
  7. If I have a bad rehearsal tomorrow afternoon, people will suffer.
  8. I have to skip the football game tonight to come home and work on the Power Point presentation that’s due tomorrow — you know, the day what won’t ever get here — with narration, of course, since it’s the most ridiculous requirement ever, and wastes the most time, which is why it was assigned.
  9. I miss Kay. And she had better write back or I’m getting on a plane and…. Nevermind.
  10. **breathe**

I know there are many bright sides to my life today. I have a wonderful family, and friends who love me. I have cute blond hair and tiny little dainty feet. I get to say, “Shut up, Stein” anytime I want. BoomR is sending me a present, packed in Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. (I can’t wait; I hope it’s a pony.) So cheer me up. It’s Finkday, fuh cryin’ out loud. I should be happy. Blah.

7 thoughts on “Ever have one of these?

  1. TRO

    To paraphrase Jessica Rabbit of Who Framed Roger Rabbit fame, “I’m not bad, I just blog (and comment) that way.”


  2. mathman

    Are we having a bad day. If you would take on a little more and procrastinate some more life will get better. LOL You know I love you.

  3. Kody

    I feel very bad for your choirs today. A part of me tells me to warn them about there impending doom, if they don’t have a good rehearsal. The other part of me is probably going to win. That part is saying, “Let ’em suffer. I had to many, many times.” Nothing prepares your for the real world like you screaming, “SING OUT! WHY WON’T YOU LISTEN? (slams hands on piano, crumples music)”

  4. Rat Fink Post author

    @ Kody: now, now. Would I *ever* do something as horrible as that? *blink blink*

    @ mathman: YES, we had a bad day! And what’s that you told me this morning? You’re buying lunch on Monday? Oh yeah! That’s what it was…. :P

    @ BoomR: the pony eating all the coffee would just about FIGURE after the week I’ve had! If FedEx is late tomorrow, I’m hittin’ the road with my Daisy rifle.


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