Things I Want to Say on Facebook

I want to say them, but I won’t. But I want to. But I can’t. So I won’t. But I want to.

Maybe you dont think about it at the time because youre thinking in a stream of consciousness but assuming we all know where you want to end a sentence is absurd i mean who does that it makes you sound ridiculous its also the height of laziness to never use an apostrophe or a capital letter seriously how hard is it and dont give me that crap about its only facebook you still look like a ninny so knock it off do you want your kids talking that way


Defiantly Definatly Deffinitly Deffly DEFINITELY, CRIPES PEOPLE

Please, before you click “Share” to all your friends about how the makers of Dr. Pepper deliberately left out “under God” when they listed the Pledge of Allegiance on some promotional cans, or how President Obama wants to euthanize old people, or how Mitt Romney doesn’t know what a scrub brush is…check it out with Snopes.

Hmm. Does all this sound a bit snarkish? I guess it does. But it’s all in fun, really, and to prove it, you are free to go to my Facebook page and pick it apart, for I can take it as well as dish it out. Too many pictures of my grandchildren? Guilty. Too much complaining about the Browns and Indians? Dead-to-rights. There are probably more goodies to mine over there. Gofrit. :-D

Hey, it’s Sumday and we get the Js tonight, yay! But first, there is much working to be done. Más tarde, fanáticos.

8 thoughts on “Things I Want to Say on Facebook

  1. Mavis

    LOL! I know, right?!? I’ve actually seen so-called “professionals” type that way on FB. I’m a country hick and still know better! :-) Have a little pride in yourself, folks!

    I, for one, love the pictures of the grandchildren you post. There’s nothing wrong with complaining about your favorite teams. I think everyone that loves sports will do the same thing – even if they won’t admit to it.

    Have a wonderful time with the boys tonight! Give them a hug from Aunt Mavis! Love you guys!

  2. Suzanne

    Well let’s see. There are my teacher friends who will, for the next 9 months, complain about lack of sleep, how busy they are, and how many colds they catch. ButImnotnaminganynames.

    Just reminds me of how much I miss being in the class room. *SnarK*

    Have fun and enjoy your long weekend!!

    XOXOXOXO *smewch*

    1. Rat Fink Post author


      Now wait a minute — I complain about that HERE. You know, here, where I pay the hosting fees? :P I claim there’s a diff! But that’s a technicality. I definitely do my share of griping, and I need to watch that — don’t want to be a consistent downer!


      1. Rat Fink Post author

        Haha — darn the WordPress people! I still knew what ya meant! Truthfully, I’ve not seen many complaints about the Cubs over there, but over here, bemoaning the fates of sports teams by their hapless fans is almost a daily occurrence, so carry on, soldier.



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