Monthly Archives: August 2010

NPO in the books

Now if July would just get here.

We finalized all the details for our National Parks Odyssey next year, and I must say we’re already excited about leaving. We also have to start saving money again…like, now. Of course, one helpful advantage is saving $25 at every fee gate, thanks to the Thriller’s NP Access Pass, issued to him by the VA, which covers all entrance fees to any venue operated by the Bureau of Land Management, Bureau of Reclamation, Fish & Wildlife Service, US Forest Service, and the National Park Service. That pretty much covers everywhere that qualifies as a National Park or National Monument. Home run.

Behold the completed itinerary (northern trek is first — visiting Detroit, then family & fiends in Wisconsin):

As Jan said on Facebook, it is funny that we’re planning this just as the school year starts. Truthfully, I think it was important to plan it now; if the year shapes up like I think it might, we won’t have the gray matter to pull it off in May.

Ah, contract day. Bloodborne pathogens video, the annual Power Point presentation from the superintendent, faculty meetings (and when you’re a specialist, you get to attend more than one), blah. It’s all delightful, and part of Playing the Game.

But truly exciting? Tomorrow, Mavis and I leave for the Thelma and Louise Odyssey to Bowling Green, Kentucky for the weekend. Awesome. Going to meet some reeeeeeally special people. Great fun will be had. Photos will be published. Lives will be changed. Food will be eaten.

Is it Finkday yet? Why yes, I believe it is.

:-)

Various & Sundry XXVI

Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby. Let’s all go to the lob-eeeeeee, to get ourselves a treat:

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If you start looking here, you won’t get anything done today. It’s like rubbernecking at a car accident. You’re welcome.

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Seriously, couldn’t Vanity Fair find a decent photographer? She looks like the girl from The Ring.

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Yep, we all know that our youth are flagging the ACT in increasingly alarming numbers. Proof: from the article itself, the ACT’s Education Division president and COO called the findings “very appalling.” Kind of like your friend becoming “very pregnant” or classifying a painting as “very unique.” Yyyyyep.

*feeling forehead* Am I snarky today? I don’t feel like myself….

:-)


They can send a man to the moon…

…but they can’t yadda yadda. We’ve all said it. And I’m not talking about cool developments like wrist computers or projection keyboards. Rather, I mean everyday stuff that would just make flippin’ sense.

Some things just need to be invented, and the sooner the better. If we can send people to the moon, we should also be able to come up with:

  1. A magic diet pill
  2. Car tires that never go flat
  3. Processes by which everything is recyclable
  4. Batteries that never die
  5. Lawn grass that just stays the same height all the time
  6. Personal hovercraft that run on air
  7. Unlimited access to all available movies on demand, and not just the stupid, irrelevant and perplexing choices Armstrong includes in their VOD service
  8. Chocolate cake with chocolate icing that is better for you than vegetables
  9. A chip implanted in the brain that instantly enables people to see another person’s viewpoint
  10. ”      ”        ”      ”        ”      ”       ”      ”     ”      ”       ”        ”        ”         ”      ”      to be kind to one another
  11. A mug made of material that keeps coffee and tea as hot as when you poured it

How about you? There have to be things that make you crazy, or incredulous that, with all our technology today, nobody can get right. Ready, set, think and write.

FO (to the school house very soon)

A real nice clam bake

So we didn’t bake clams, but we had a real nice time. I felt like Queen for a Day.

Last Sunday, my family threw a combined birthday party for the Thriller and me (our birthdays are a month apart). The best part, of course, was having everyone at the house at the same time. Mavis cooked a wonderful feast for about 15 family and friends, and the kids wouldn’t let us clean up afterwards.

Thoughtful gifts were given to both of us. From clothing to homemade items to gift cards to household and office needs — they were the greatest. Then the Thriller threw me a curve ball and presented me with the netbook I’d been lusting after. (He is ozzum indeed.)

After the younger generation left for the day, the Old Ones remained around the dinner table. We laughed and goofed off for a good couple of hours. It was a great day.

Now I get to spend the day with Justin and Jake, then the rest of the week at school. It begins…

FO