Awesome theater, OK movie

Yesterday I had some free time, so I drove 25 minutes into Lincoln to the Grand Theater, where I saw Public Enemies. Grand indeed.

Upon walking in the rather basic looking entrance, you’re greeted by a cavernous Art Deco lobby, beautifully appointed and very clean. The white wall on the right of the photo features dozens of classic movie quotes. Great idea.

From Wikipedia:

The Grand opened on 19 November 2004. It took the place of four smaller theaters: the Lincoln, which was destroyed to partially make way for the Grand, as well as the Cinema Twin, Douglas 3 and Plaza 4, which closed the night before the opening of the Grand.

The Grand includes over 3,000 stadium seats, and an arcade [called] “The Vault,” which features a 60,000-pound vault door purchased from Wells-Fargo.

The building is located right in the middle of the downtown business district; I had to park in a public garage. The auditorium where I saw the movie had the high-back recliner-type seats. And out of a city of 225,000 people, only eight chose to attend the 4:00 matinee. That was cool as well. Lots of room to stretch out. So I bought my small popcorn and Diet Pepsi and parked my bad self in the back section, front row. I was queen of the cinemarr.

Now, the movie…

I thought I would want to see it again and again, because, well, you know…it’s JD. But here’s the thing:

  1. He was decidedly unpretty in this film. Too many close-ups that show every pore and wrinkle and slimy slime of sweat. *shudder* Ew. And I hated the shaved-butt haircut. I know it was the style back then, but still. All greezy ‘n stuff. Icky.
  2. Marion Cotillard. She really, really struggled with the American accent, and I’m sorry, I just couldn’t get past it. I found myself listening for words she mispronounced. Unfair, I know.
  3. Dumb lines! Even for 1933.
  4. Too much Chicago typewriter fire and not enough story.
  5. The characters (Pretty Boy Floyd and Baby Face Nelson, for instance) were hard for me to identify and follow. Half the time, I didn’t know the good guys from the bad. They all looked alike, and most were nondescript.
  6. Christian Bale as Melvin Purvis. His accent bugged me, too. Way more old New Orleans than South Carolina. It just didn’t ring true, like with Cotillard.
  7. Billy Crudup as J. Edgar Hoover was kind of creepy. I guess that worked.

That said, the movie didn’t offend me completely. There was just not enough of a tale for my taste, and I found myself wandering now and again, looking at my phone, squirming in my chair, and thinking about how much I’d have to pay to escape the parking garage. But the experience of walking in that theater was worth it! Wow, what a place. It was fun.

OK, off to Day Two, with two presentations this afternoon. Concert tonight, then back on the road in the morning, heading for Ohio via a stopover in Quincy, I mean Joliet, Ill-i-noy.


9 thoughts on “Awesome theater, OK movie

  1. Will

    I’ve learned to take the stance that any movie I see during the summer, I go into expecting nothing with rare exceptions i.e. [i]The Dark Knight.[/i] That way when I see crud like [i]Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen[/i], I still experience a brain hemorrhage but at least I walk out of it and can say, “Well, at least I’m not that guy crying about how bad that was.”

    BTW, sorry if my attempt at Java Script turned out badly.

    1. Rat Fink Post author

      Right on, Will. And I never got into the whole Transformers movie thing. I do remember buying a slew of them back in the 80s, though!

      Oh BTW — WordPress uses CSS. So when you want to italicize, just type <em> and </em>. For bold, replace the em with the word strong.

  2. Suzanne

    Hmmmm we was thinkin’ bout goin’ to see that fil-um whilst there hmmm but now I don’t know! I love going to a film in the States–hee-YUGE popcorn with TONS of butter and ranch flavored salt stuff and a hee-YUGE Coke-CherryCoke combi fountain drink with tons of ice. Hmmmm dunno now.
    haven’t read any other reviews yet.

    In Dutch theaters they stop halfway through so you can go to the bathroom and get a…yes…a BEER! Or a WINE! No hee-YUGE coke combi drinks tho and *no ice* or one little cube.

    Ahhhhh there’s nothing like going to the movies in the States. Even better if it’s in a theater like where you were.

    1. Rat Fink Post author

      That’s ka-razy, Suz! Seems I read about a movie theater here in the states that was going to try booze. I think it’d be a red hot mess to deal with.

      And you may really like Enemies. If you and H dig the shoot-’em-up movie, this will be right down your alley! Have fun and keep me posted on your whereabouts when you can. I’d love a phone call from one state away!

  3. Sam

    I thought the movie was slightly boring and hard to follow but enjoyable. The death scene was cinematography at its best, though. That thang came right out of the face.

  4. Tom Hanks

    Sooooo….did it look like poorly shot video like I thought it might? I kind of want to see it, but Michael Mann and his love of making things look as bad as possible is holding me back.

    1. Rat Fink Post author

      You know…the movie had a yellowish, sepia-ish tinge to it. Dull. Do you think he did that on purpose?


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