Of fat men, little boys…

…and the smell of karma.

Are the sins of our forefathers coming back to haunt us? I woke up to read that North Korea is now testing nukes that, according to their plans, would be aimed at the US. From the article:

The North’s National Defense Commission said the moves would feed into an “upcoming all-out action” that would target the United States, “the sworn enemy of the Korean people.”

It’s interesting — and scary — to hypothesize about what might have happened here if August 6th and 9th, 1945 had not happened in Japan. There are many theories — all of which heavily depend upon whom you ask. Many claim we did not know the long-range effects of radiation (debatable), and that it was much more effective using a bomb to end a war than to start one, which the North Koreans seem hellbent on doing today. Others believe that it was the only way to keep Russia under control, as it was crucial to the United States to keep the Soviet army out of the war.

I still wonder, though: was vaporizing millions of innocent non-combatants a “necessary military move” in order to end the war? I covet your opinions.

And while the discussion of nukes is sometimes a volatile issue, and definitely political, there is also the humanitarian side of the debate with regard to the ubiquitous collateral human suffering associated with attacks of any kind — be they with bombs or bayonets. Therefore, *making sign of the cross*, I sanction it for this day.

But since I’m 10 minutes late for the shower and the snowy roads, I must fly. Have a good day, fiends — think on these things.

Don’t need it.

A school delay, that is. Don’t need it, even thought it seems like everyone else is getting one.

I wonder how many people (staff, not students) go back to bed and sleep for another two hours. Not this gal — ever. Once I’m up, I’m up, unless I’m sick or something, which rarely happens. Delayed schedules always take a toll on the kids, too. People are ever-so-slightly off their pins, and it manifests as listlessness and general apathy. Ain’t nobody got time fuh dat.

No, I say. Let’s get going and have done with it. Off to work! Off to work! Go, you chicken fat, goooooooooooo!

Review: Les Misérables

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Les Mis on stage. Several years, in fact. (2006?) Still, the story in my mind has strong legs; I know how I feel about it, and I’m familiar and comfortable with the emotions it evokes, and it’s been pretty reliable for me every time I’ve seen it.

So it wasn’t without some reservations that I went to see the film yesterday with my good pal Tom Hanks, whose cinematic take I covet at all times on all movies. Don’t get me wrong — I looked forward to it with great excitement, and I must say, it delivered on several fronts. Other fronts…not so much, and I remain rather surprised.

Let’s address this issue at the get-go. I’ve read countless reviews and general opinions on Facebook with regard to Russell Crowe’s lack of vocal prowess and “unprofessional” sound. I think they’re all missing the point. Sometimes, you just need to forget your foofoo preconceived notions about Javert having a booming, operatic baritone. Yes, yes — that’s how he is portrayed in the stage version; I’ve yet to see a production that didn’t hold to this model, and I’ve seen LM on Broadway several times. Say what you will, but the man never sang a single note out of tune, and his raw, untrained delivery only intensified (in my mind, anyway) his shortcomings and insecurities as a lonely, bitter man masquerading as a law-enforcement thug. I thought it was fine, risky, believable casting.

Of course, this is not to say that I don’t take issue with any of the singing. Surprisingly, my biggest annoyance was with Hugh Jackman himself. While his role as Valjean was superbly acted (I was absolutely transfixed during all of his scenes), his 5-mile-wide vibrato and my-goodness-that’s-harsh interpretation of the beautiful “Bring Him Home” was really off-putting. Instead of hovering in an artfully controlled falsetto in the upper range all the way to the bridge, he sang the entire song in a “transcending tone” — half falsetto, half full voice. Not a gentle note in the bunch: disappointing for the second most heart-wrenching song of the show (first being “On My Own”). Yet, I must admit — his flawless character more than balanced out the occasional “what the HECK note is he singing?” moment.

The female singing was delightful. Anne Hathaway as the sad, hauntingly beautiful Fantine, tried juuust a bit too hard sometimes, with her actual delivery upstaging the melody and lyrics. I fought the urge to say, “Somebody please get this girl a Kleenex — for her NOSE.” (Not near as intense as Jane Fonda’s scene in Klute, mind, but plenty realistic.) Her acting, however, was a machete through the chest. Amanda Seyfried’s light, almost straight-tone soprano was perfect for the lovely Cosette, and Samantha Barks, whom I’d never heard of, broke my heart as the tragic Eponine.

The children (young Cosette and the waif boy, Gavroche) were superior.

A real high point for me was listening to the men on the barricades. What strength! What tenors, yo! And, occasional shaky Whitney-type jaw vibrato aside, the always-dreamy Eddie Redmayne was perfect as Cosette’s love interest, Marius. I didn’t know he had such a striking, powerful tenor voice. Nice.

Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter? Meh. Same old same old, and Tom and I agreed that for a moment there, the film almost took a Tim Burton detour. Not nearly as playful as the Thenardiers of Broadway, but they didn’t have to be. They were funny in places.

I wasn’t sure how I’d feel about the live recording (the singers were recorded on film actually singing their songs, as opposed to lip-synching them with a track, a la Sweeney Todd), but it was impressive, to be certain. Make no mistake: it is difficult to sing this music, and the fact that each character pulled it off in a live setting — and the movie finished production in under nine years — is astonishing.

Bottom line: I was amazed, delighted, overwhelmed with sadness, and completely entertained. Not all of the music in this show is easy to listen to; one has to work to love it. But Tom Hooper’s vision played well, in my opinion, and made most of the scenes perfectly palatable, even and especially for audience members unaccustomed to watching opera. It’s an important film based on classic literature, and you should see it if you haven’t already. Or maybe see it again, which I might.

On the Rat-O-Meter scale of five cheeses, I give Les Misérables:

Temperature in Hades: 31

Yep, fiends — it froze over. The Thriller and I went out and bought a Wii system for the grandsons.

I originally swore to never have one in the house, because I knew the two of us could be too easily drawn in by the blinking lights and other shiny things that video games use to Svengali and Rasputinize the unsuspecting, innocent citizenry. But there we were, in the Game Stop, buying the Wii and three games (Madden ’13 and Bigfoot for the boys; and Dance Dance Revolution for Grammie — please don’t picture it in your mind).

Actually, the shopping trip was fun. We took the boys with us so they could pick out their games. It was a true kid-in-the-candy-shop experience (for the Thriller as well). When we got home, they took to unpackin’ and settin’ up:

Jake was on batteries, the Thriller assembled hardware, and Justin read the instructions. :-)

Jake was on batteries, the Thriller assembled hardware, and Justin read the instructions. :-)

 

After a few stops and starts, the first game was underway:

They played and played. Then they put in the Madden game, and the three of them laughed as the Cleveland Browns were penalized for delay of game over and over and over because Jake couldn’t get the play selection made fast enough, HA. And art imitates life…

Happy Sumday! Before getting back to work this evening, I’m finally going to see Les Mis at the matinee with my cinementor, Tom Hanks. Reviewin’s brewin’.

FO

Wise words from the Thriller

In order of importance:

  1. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  2. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  3. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  4. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  5. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  6. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  7. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  8. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  9. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.
  10. Don’t let one person hijack your emotions and essentially make decisions about how you’re going to live your life.

Which one do you like best?

Happy Finkday!